Don’t tell me what to adopt, airport trash can.

Don’t tell me what to adopt, airport trash can.

citruscandy:

YEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
next steps: cover in glittery pink paint, mount on wall, hang giant frame around it IM SO EXCITED THIS WAS WAY EASIER THAN I THOUGHT ITD BE

Hey Emma, my birthday’s coming up.

citruscandy:

YEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

next steps: cover in glittery pink paint, mount on wall, hang giant frame around it IM SO EXCITED THIS WAS WAY EASIER THAN I THOUGHT ITD BE

Hey Emma, my birthday’s coming up.

Another Porto picture. There was a fado music festival while we were there, and they were giving away free balloons to kids, but Paul got me one. We went to a concert at a fancy rooftop bar, and he pointed out that only two other people there had balloons, and they were both under twelve. “You’re obviously much cooler than all the other grown women here,” he said.

Another Porto picture. There was a fado music festival while we were there, and they were giving away free balloons to kids, but Paul got me one. We went to a concert at a fancy rooftop bar, and he pointed out that only two other people there had balloons, and they were both under twelve. “You’re obviously much cooler than all the other grown women here,” he said.

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I’m in Portugal. It’s pretty great. Here’s a hamhock hanging from a tree.

I’m in Portugal. It’s pretty great. Here’s a hamhock hanging from a tree.

Me, currently.

Me, currently.

Wedding season continues, minus a wedding. We went to Marseille for what should have been our bestest friend’s big day, now postponed. (His fiancé is still married - the divorce got interrupted when his ex’s lawyer went missing. It turns out the lawyer was involved in some legal problems of her own, and skipped town for a while. Marseille!) They did have something to celebrate: fiancé’s been offered a job on Morocco, so they’re moving in September. Same-sex marriage isn’t recognized there, so the wedding will still be in France. I hope it will be soon, romantically because true love and hearts uniting, and selfishly because I bought a new dress just for the occasion and I really want to wear it.

Wedding season continues, minus a wedding. We went to Marseille for what should have been our bestest friend’s big day, now postponed. (His fiancé is still married - the divorce got interrupted when his ex’s lawyer went missing. It turns out the lawyer was involved in some legal problems of her own, and skipped town for a while. Marseille!) They did have something to celebrate: fiancé’s been offered a job on Morocco, so they’re moving in September. Same-sex marriage isn’t recognized there, so the wedding will still be in France. I hope it will be soon, romantically because true love and hearts uniting, and selfishly because I bought a new dress just for the occasion and I really want to wear it.

Further benefits of underemployment

Singing along to REO Speedwagon and nobody can stop me.

That this bag of corn nuts is labelled Dried Fruit actually is making me feel better about my life.

America(n aisle at Intermarché), fuck yeah

America(n aisle at Intermarché), fuck yeah

My mom made rainbow cookies for Pride.

My mom made rainbow cookies for Pride.